Once upon a time there was a boy named Seth, He was big and strong, but not like his daddy. His dad was a sumo wrestler. So he was working out one night and he saw a car, the car was big and green. Later that night he saw the green car again. so he went into his car and decided to go after that man but he was too fast then Seth was triggered so he went over 90 mph to get to him and (CRASH) he opened his eyes and all he could see was a man. The man was big and strong but then he realized it was his daddy and he got to the hospital safe and smoothly.
Later that day he got home from the hospital and sat in bed for hours just staring up onto the sealing. He asked himself will I ever learn that I need to be careful. So later that night he walked in to the living room and then he saw that all of he furniture was missing and he had been robed. He called the police and gave him all of the items that he had lost. A couple days later he found the people who robed his house and rested him and he said to himself can this day get any worse.
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